Are WE NOT CATS
United States • 2016
After losing his job, girlfriend, and home in a single day, a desperate thirty-something with nowhere to go (Michael Patrick Nicholson, WE ARE STILL HERE), accepts a one-off delivery job in a remote upstate backwater. There he stumbles upon Anya (Chelsea Lopez, NOVITIATE), a beguiling and mysterious young artist who shares his proclivity for eating human hair. While their shared obsession bonds these two loners together, it also takes them on a perverse and disturbing journey.
Xander Robin
Xander Robin
Michael Patrick Nicholson, Chelsea Lopez
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77 minutes
English
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2:1
5.1
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BLU-RAY
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Region A Blu-ray
Bonus Features:
Director’s audio commentary (2018)
On-camera Interview with Xander Robin and actor Michael Patrick Nicholson (2026)
Deleted Scenes with Optional Director's Commentary (2026)
Short Films by Xander Robin: Original Short film version of “Are We Not Cats” (2013), “The Virgin Herod” (2011) and ❤♢❤♢❤♢ (2015)
English SDH subtitles